Banta: Aap Ek Maisej Do-Do Baar Kyon Bhejte Ho? Santa: Kar Di N Pagaloon Wali Baat Oye Ek Tu Rakh Liya Kar Aur Ek Aage Bhej Diya Kar Banta: Tab To Aap Tin Bar Maisej Kiya Karo Santa: Wo Kyon? Banta: Ek Dilit Bhi To Karna Hota Hai!
Santa Aur Jeeto Men Jhagada Ho Raha Tha Jito: Kash Main Apni Maa Ki Baat Man Leti Aur Tumse Shadi Na Karti Santa: Kya Matlab Tumhari Maa Ne Mujhse Shadi Karne Ke Liye Mana Kiya Tha? Jito: Aur Nahin To Kya Santa: He Bhagwan! Main Aaj Tak Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha
Chor (Banduk Tante Hue Santa Se): Jindagi Chahte Ho To Apna Pers Mere Hawale Kar Do Santa: Yah Lo Chor: Kitne Murkh Ho Tum Meri Banduk Me To Goli Hi Nahi Thi Ha..Ha...Ha Santa: Aur Mere Pers Men Bhi Kahan Rupaye The Ho..Ho..Ho..A
Banta: Yaar Tumhara Beta Bahut Bigad Gaya Hai Gandi-Gandi Galiyan Bakta Hai Santa: Abhi Uski Umra Hi Kya Hai? Jara Bada Hone Do Fir Achchhi-Achchhi Galiyan Bakega
Banta: Aur Bhai Santa Tumhari Bivi Ke Ghutne Ka Dard Thik Hua Ki Nahin? Santa: Han Yar Doctor Ko Dikhate Hi Thik Ho Gaya Banta Ne Hairani Se Pucha: Achchha Kaun Si Dava Se? Santa: Dava Vagairah Kuchh Nahin Bas Doctor Ne Bataya Ki Yah Budhape Ki Nishani Hai Aur Us Din Ke Baad Usne Dard Ki Shikayat Hi Nahin Ki
Doctor: Aapka Vajan Kitna Hai? Santa: Chashme Ke Sath 75 Kilo Doctor: Aur Bina Chashme Ke? Santa: Vo Chashme Ke Bina To Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahin